When is a monster not a monster?
Oh, when you love it.
i’m like a puzzleyou have to put me together to see what a real mess i am
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
that two-timing son of a bitch
I’ve always imagined the characters from Dreamworks being really good friends with each other. Like, whenever a new movie comes out, they all get together to watch the premier and welcome new members into their crazy family and it just keeps getting bigger and better and idk man this is just something I think about a lot